Hire Oxymore

Everything you'd ask before hiring me, answered

Oxymore is a one-person studio that builds and markets digital products: websites, web apps, Telegram and Discord bots, automations, landing pages, and the paid-ads, SEO, email and funnel work that brings traffic to them. The person you message is the person who does the work.

Shipped
300+
Active since
2017
Pricing
Fixed scope
Reply time
Same day

What I build and run

Websites and landing pages

Custom-coded marketing sites and conversion-first landing pages. Fast by default: strong Lighthouse scores, sensible Core Web Vitals, clean structured data.

Typical timeline: 1–3 weeks. See details

Web apps and MVPs

React + TypeScript products with auth, database, payments and an admin view. Scoped in week one, deployed within weeks, and you own the code.

Typical timeline: 4–8 weeks typical. See details

Telegram and Discord bots

Alerting, moderation, order-taking, onboarding and payment bots, hosted and monitored.

Typical timeline: 1–3 weeks. See details

Automation and integrations

Connecting the tools a business already pays for so work happens without a human copying data between tabs.

Typical timeline: days to 2 weeks. See details

Marketing: SEO, paid ads, funnels, email, social

Search and AI-search visibility, paid acquisition, landing-page funnels, email sequences and content — planned, built and tracked by the same person who builds the site.

Typical timeline: ongoing, first work live in week one. See details

Straight answers

What does Oxymore do?

Oxymore builds and markets digital products as a one-person studio: websites, web apps and MVPs, Telegram and Discord bots, automations, plus the SEO, paid ads, email and funnel work that brings customers to them. 300+ projects shipped since 2017.

Who is it for?

Founders, small teams and business owners who want the thing built and live rather than managed through an agency. Typical clients are pre-seed or bootstrapped startups, established small businesses, and operators who already know what they want.

How much does it cost?

Projects are quoted as a fixed price after a short scoping conversation and a written scope document, or as a weekly retainer for ongoing work. There is no hourly billing. Public price lists are avoided because two projects described with the same sentence can differ five-fold once integrations, roles and compliance appear. The free calculators at /mvp-cost-calculator and /monthly-cost-calculator give an honest range in a minute.

How long does a project take?

A landing page or bot is usually 1–3 weeks. A working MVP with auth, database and payments is usually 4–8 weeks. Automations are often days. The timeline is fixed in the scope document before work starts.

Freelancer or agency — what's the difference here?

With Oxymore there is no account manager, no handoff and no junior developer doing the actual build. You message the person writing the code, decisions happen in minutes instead of a weekly call, and you pay for delivery rather than overhead. The trade-off is capacity: one person takes a limited number of projects at a time.

Do I own the code?

Yes. Source code, repository and infrastructure are handed over and belong to you. There is no proprietary platform to stay locked into and no licence to keep paying.

What technology is used?

React and TypeScript on the front end, server-rendered where SEO matters, Postgres for data, and hosted on edge infrastructure. Bots run on the Telegram and Discord APIs. Stacks are chosen for what the project needs, not for novelty.

How does a project start?

Send a few sentences on Telegram at @oxymore, or email info@oxymoreservices.com: what you want built, the deadline that actually matters, and a rough budget range. You get a reply usually the same working day, then a written scope and a fixed price before any work begins.

Can Oxymore take over an existing project?

Yes — rescues and takeovers are common. It starts with a short paid audit of the existing code so nobody promises a rewrite before reading what's there.

What happens after launch?

Either a clean handover with documentation, or a weekly retainer covering fixes, iterations, monitoring and growth work. Both are stated up front; nothing renews silently.

Reputation

  • 200+ public Telegram reviews from past clients
  • 1,000+ reputation on OGUser
  • 9 years of continuous public trading history
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Tell me what you need

A few sentences is enough: what you want built, the deadline that matters, a rough budget. You get a real answer, usually the same working day.